But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize