Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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