So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
