They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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