I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
