Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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