And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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