YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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