But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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