Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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