Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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