Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"

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You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends

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I hate you

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