Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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