Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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