There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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