Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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