You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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