Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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