Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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