toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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