I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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