Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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