Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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