I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So much rum. So many feels.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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