If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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