so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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