Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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