what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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