ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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