so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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