They should really pass out barf bags in church
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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