THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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