i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
How's work?
Spinning.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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