well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
it's like heaven, but drunker
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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