I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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