And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
