OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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