so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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