you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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