Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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