great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
