Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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