She just used a chaser for red wine.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
porn star boner night. come get it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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