So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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