I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
