Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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