What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Do vagina's smell?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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