You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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