fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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