It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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